sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
elizabethmckane: twiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit You worry me
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
iwishihadafather: when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
notahoe: somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful
turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up
vvierd: vvierd: do you ever look in a mirror and think why.… am i so perfect
kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
projects at the end of the school year
elikiterus: jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
joshsux: when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like
earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
donttouchmynewtonballs: when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit
trashboat: harrypotter-dramione: theanti90smovement: yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds” Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone. enjoy ur blog...
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
smilingemoticon: rneerkat: rneerkat: whats a librarians favorite color read
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
thespookiesttaco: i would do my homework but sadly i am only an eel