Lolzasaurus

May 22

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nosdrinker:

i’m five years old

(Source: brendachong, via jamaicanbacon94)

notahoe:

somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful 

(via zackisontumblr)

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turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis, via anus)

vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…

am i so perfect

(via pizza)

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

(via pizza)

projects at the end of the school year

(Source: otterboxes, via poopinginschool)

elikiterus:

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via fellyjish)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via gkarpowicz)