Lolzasaurus

May 21

donttouchmynewtonballs:

when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

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(Source: donttouchmynewtonballs.tumblr.cm, via anus)

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

May 20

ashisaloser:

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

ashisaloser:

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

(via anus)

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

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(Source: forrever--youngg, via vanillish)

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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(via ruinedchildhood)

trashboat:

harrypotter-dramione:

theanti90smovement:

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers

CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”

Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.

enjoy ur blog while u still have it nerd

(via apathyrecharge)

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

(via gkarpowicz)

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via gkarpowicz)

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

(via gkarpowicz)